Not the outdoor type. 0km, 3 months, grade1

"Always had a roof above me  Always paid the rent But I've never set foot inside a tent Can't build a fire to save my life I lied about being the outdoor type

I've never slept out underneath the stars, The closest that I came to that was one time my car Broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night I lied about being the outdoor type.

Too scared to let you know you knew what you were looking for I lied until I fit the bill god bless the great indoors I lied about being the outdoor type I've never owned a sleeping bag let alone a mountain bike

I can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend What if somethings on tv and its never shown again Its just as well I'm not invited I'm afraid of heights I lied about being the outdoor type

Never learned to swim can't grow a beard or even fight I lied about being the outdoor type" 1996, Evan Dando, The Lemonheads, Australian band, Atlantic Records. 

At the end of this journey I want everyone home safely. It should be fairly straightforward as we are staying home for the duration. I lied about being the outdoor type.